Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)